Doc Tesseract

The adventures of Greg Silverman, retail industry employee, prospective college student and superhero.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

The Human Vacuum

Patrol's been substandard, classes have been easy. Not much in that area.

Saw something strange in the mess hall the other day. I saw this girl with three slices of pizza, a salad loaded with ingredients, and a meatball sub sit down at the table behind Tom and I. Now, I'm not judging; hell, I've had lunches where I had two slices of pizza, fries with ketchup, and dessert. But the strange part is, after this girl finished the meal, she went back and got more food-- this time, a cheeseburger, fries, and brownie with vanilla ice cream for dessert. Did I mention this girl was a thin as a twig?

Is she another hero? Or is this just the death of the Freshman Fifteen?